Christmas Cracker Joke Generator
Christmas Cracker jokes are the WORST or are they the BEST?! We don't even know anymore but why not give the Christmas Cracker Joke Generator a whirl and decide for yourself.
Check out these top 12 jokes!
In fact, these generator jokes were provided by YOU on the CBBC website, so thank you! We hope you found them hilariously Ho Ho Humorous!
Check out these other top Christmas jokes to whip out at the Christmas table this year:
What is green, covered in Christmas lights and Christmas bulbs, and goes 'ribbit'? A mistle-toad!
Elves use what kind of money? Jingle bills.
What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar? He got 25 days!
What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claus-trophobia!
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A meltdown.
What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers? Truth or deer.
What happens if you eat Christmas decorations? You get tinsel-itis.
What do Santa's elves learn in school? The elf-abet.
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.
Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey — he’s always stuffed.
Blue Peter's mega Christmas quiz!
This ultimate quiz will seriously test your knowledge of Christmas, with four rounds on general knowledge, music, Christmas in numbers, and festive countries! This is the best Christmas quiz to play with your family, friends and school class. Try it now!
Homemade Christmas decorations, ornaments and gift ideas for kids
Want to add some sparkle to your Christmas party with the best festive (bestive!) decorations and ornaments ideas, homemade giftideas, and Christmassy craft ideas you can do yourself? Well, we have you covered!
Christmas food ideas, recipes and dishes to make with kids
Looking for easy Christmas recipes and dishes that are kid friendly? Make this delicious festive food for your Christmas lunch or dinner. Vegan options, sweet treats, puddings, deserts, snacks and roast potato alternatives! Parents, teachers, families - get involved, and get the kids ready for Christmas.
Everything to do with Christmas at CBBC 2025
🎄Play Hacker's Panto Panic game: Hacker and the CBBC stars need your help to defeat Robot Santa and to save the Christmas Panto!
🎅🏻 Dodger's Christmas Dash: Alright me ol' muckers, we're in a spot of bother! Give Dodger a hand, would ya?
❄️Snow Joke: Take on terrifying tinsel snakes, evil snowmen and turkeys turned bad
⛄Build your own snowman! Will you make a cosy pirate snowman, a winter princess snowman, or even a broccoli-nosed gentlesnowman?
Get into the festive spirit with Christmas 2025 on CBBC and play our free Christmas games!
Try out our delicious recipe ideas, make your ownDIY Christmas gifts, or test yourself withChristmas quizzes!
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