"We spend two shows a day at the pool!"

“We are from Portadown but my wife Elaine and I are now in Tenerife,” says Adrian McBride.
“Fair play to you!” Sean says.
“We spend the afternoons by the pool listening to recordings of your show on BBC Sounds. On Friday past we were listening to a song by Demis Roussos that you played in January. But I haven’t slept all weekend!”
“Pray tell, what’s wrong?”
“Every time I close my eyes all the words run around my head — ‘sitting in the sun waiting for a senorita to come…” — but I can’t get the next words. Can you play it again? We spend two hours a day listening to your show at the pool. Two shows a day!”
With music from Simon and Garfunkel, George Ezra, Elvis Presley, and more.