"Who was the best wig wearer?"

“Who was the best wig wearer?” Sean asks. “I have my own answer. But I want to hear from you.”
“Best wig wearer? Big Frank Sinatra,” says Sam in Ballymena. “He wore it with style and panache.”
“I have two answers,” says Bill in Enniskillen: “Tony Curtis—"
“Tony Curtis…?” Sean says, unimpressed. “Hm…”
“—or Humphrey Bogart?”
“Humphrey Bogart’s good. I didn’t know he had a wig!”
“It wasn’t Frankie Howerd that’s for sure.” Says Eddie. “His syrup was dreadful.”
“Syrup of fig, wig,” Sean says. “I see. And I agree.”
With music from The Move, Dire Straits, JJ Cale, and more.