"I got a pair of water skis!"

“Can I get a bit of help from you and your listeners, Sean?” says Dan the Man in the Van with the Plan. “I got a present for my birthday: a pair of water skis.”
“Right?” Sean says.
“But does anyone know where I would get a lake on a side of a mountain?”
“We all get those sort of days, Dan the Man,” says Sean. “We’ll try and get you some help.”
With music from Gary Barlow, The Move, Trini Lopez, and more.