| Keeping us cool in Ibiza | Getting us hot under the collar in Ibiza |
| Everybody has seen the sun go down on the beach at Mambo, but how many people have ever seen an eclipse from there? Answer: About twenty of us | Annie Nightingale getting man handled by the DJs in the Zenith room at Pacha. Now I wonder why they didn't try to drag Fabio and Grooverider out of the DJ box??? |
| Sneaking into Cream through a wide open exit seconds after being told that our names weren't on the list. Didn't your mothers teach you to always close doors after you? Obviously not | Techno on the terrace at Space. There's a time and a place for everything and Sunday, 2pm on the terrace is not it |
| Hearing the crowd gathered outside Mambo during Judge Jules' show sing 'Under The Water' along with Frankee from Brother Brown, just as the sun was setting. A truely Balearic moment. | Henna tattoos just about everywhere. Arms, backs, chests, stomachs, legs. They stop being cool once your granny gets one on her backside, OK |
| Gilles Peterson dropping Masters At Work's 'To Be In Love' as his last track at Space. It was a beautiful moment baby | Cream at Amnesia, We've never witnessed a club so packed. You shouldn't have to pay so much money to be treated that way. OK, we didn't but thousands did |
| Staying on the beach until sunrise with newly found friends telling them things you wouldn't even tell your best mate. It's the new clubbing y'know | People who think they are invincible because they are on holidays. Driving like nutters, taking far too many drugs and walking in the middle of the road at night |
| Grandma Funk and Danny Rampling getting into the lovegroove, live on air. They need their mouths washing out with soap...but it was hilarious all the same | Queuing to park your car, get into a club, get something to eat or take a leak. In Ibiza you even have to queue to join a queue |
| The human statue in Ibiza town dressed like an...errr...tourist. Top marks for trying, one of the funniest sights ever | Cowboy hats everywhere you turn. It's Ibiza, not Texas you chumps |
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