With Europe's most glamorous holidaymaking clubbers assembled on the island the fashion stakes are high with everyone desperate to make their statement for the week. Just about everywhere on the island the victims are ready with the latest trend in fear of attack from the fashion police. One false move with a sarong could be fatal. For a few tips on how to look cool in Ibiza check out our rundown of the top ten looks of Ibiza '99.
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 | 10. Guiness Goatee: In at number ten, the dark goatee and the bleached blond spiky top makes for a cool thirst quenching look on a hot beach |
| 9. Face decorations: Hanging in there at number nine is the tried and tested face decorations. Subtlety is the key if you are keen to be seen so sticking coloured tinfoil to your face with superglue girls just won't do |  |
 | 8. Crasherkids: Like a couple of Martians who have landed on the wrong planet and are about as welcome as central heating in Amnesia. The Crasherkids fall from grace is almighty and their glowsticks have lost their luminescence somewhat |
| 7. Sleeveless T-shirts: Up to number seven is the sleeveless T-shirt. Everyone is wearing them and why not, even this bloke looks good in one |  |
 | 6. Cowboy hats: Massively popular yet despised by many, the fondness for the ranch look has taken the island by storm. They can look good but where is it all leading? Expect to see Jules wearing a bootlace tie playing the Ferry Corsten's remix of 'Coward Of The County' at a barn dance near you soon |
| 5. Three quarter length trousers: From the middle of nowhere and in at number five It's the mistake that everyone seems willing to make knowing well that this one season wonder of a fashion statement can only lead to regrets. The trick to never have your photo taken and be ready to burn the evidence in the autumn. This man's face has been hidden to conceal his identity |  |
 | 4. Henna tattoos. Climbing steadily to number four the henna tattoo proving to be better than the real thing. Heads, hands, arms, ankles, navels, nipples in fact I've got one just about everywhere |
| 3. The fisherman look: Fishing: it's the new clubbing y'know. The trend this year is to leave Privilege at seven in the morning, head straight for the closest stretch of water and cast of. You then turn up a Space at three in the afternoon with your freshly caught salmon, stinking of fish and in dire need of a wash. Nothing new there then |  |
 | 2. The Armand Van Helden goatee. A big new entry at number two is the pencil thin facial follicles that make you look like our man Armand. Not worth trying if you are pale as milk with ginger hair but certainly a winner with those of Puerto Rican persuasion. The look is also known as a Roger Sanchez ringer |
| 1. The (Dave) Piercing: It's a bit of an oldie but a welcome goldie at the top spot with just about every inch on your body now a possible position for a piercing. The man in our picture was so delighted at being at number one that he celebrated by having his whole head pierced. We later found him with his face stuck to the side of a speaker stack |  |
