"For the Philosophical Society, we solved the question, 'If a tree falls in the forest and there is no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?' It does."
"For the Vatican, we solved once and for all, the thorny problem of whether the Turin Shroud was indeed the image of Christ. Recreating the exact conditions, Binky was wrapped in an Ikea queen-sized sheet after eating a King Prawn Vindaloo Curry, the heating was turned up high and Janet enacted major historical incidents to represent the long passage of time. The resulting sweat mark, did indeed look a bit like Binky. Hence we concluded that the Turin Shroud could possibly be genuine."
"For the Philosophical Society, we solved the question, 'If a tree falls in the forest and there is no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?' It does."
