Dance Anthems @ Coastline

As one of the last shows of the Ibiza Weekend, Dave Pearce's Dance Anthems has a tradition of being one of the maddest nights of the weekend. With a crowd of clubbers all ready to repeat the madness of their previous night's adventures anything can happen, and usually does. With a week of holidaying behind them they'd all heard some pretty bad chat-up lines. We went into the crowd and asked:

What is the worse chat-up line you've ever heard?




Davey and Chris from Belfast
The one I use never fails. I just tell them to take one good look at my face and that's all it takes






Debbie and the girls from Belfast
"Fancy a s**g", guys use it all the time. It never works





BJ from Bolton
I use "Fancy a s**g", it never fails





Kate, her mum and friends from Cardiff
I don't know any bad ones but I go up to guys and ask them "Do you know any good chat-up lines", that usually works






Becky, Maria and Sarah from Torquay
Some guy once threw a piece of ice on the ground, jumped on it and said "Now that's broken the ice, fancy a drink"







Mick from Gurnsey
A friend of mine goes up to girls with ugly mates and asks the ugly one if she wants to dance. When she says "Yes" he says "Go on then cause I'm going to cop off with your mate"






Ricky from Gurnsey
"Your clothes look good baby, but they'll look better on my bedroom floor"







Melanie and the girls from Nottingham
"You look like my wife" is a bit of a belter






Radio 1 competition winners
"Is that a ladder in your tights to the stairway to Heaven"






Nicole from Staffordshire
Someone once came up to me and said "Fancy coming back to mine for pizza and sex?" When I said no they said "Why, don't you like pizza?"





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