Scripts from the BBC Radio Comedy archive.
Please note that all scripts are fully protected by copyright law. All scripts are available only for private, personal use and not for any other form of wider distribution. You are not allowed to share or distribute them, extract anything from them to develop or train artificial intelligence or to do computer analysis. Any enquiries concerning the rights for professional or amateur stage production, broadcasting, readings etc should be made to the BBC.
Scripts reflect the time at which they were written and may include language, content or characters which you find offensive.
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