I am 15 and I am…
…a super special step-shaped secret agent.

I’m a number with ambition, I’m a number on a mission,
With a talent that you won’t believe.
Despite my size, I’m a master of disguise
And I’ve got a little trick up my sleeve.

(He whistles)
Hush, hush.

Ah! Help!
My biscuit has fallen into my milk!
This is a job for…
…Step Squad!

Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.
Step Squad!

We’re the super special secret Step Squad,
We can make your problem disappear.
We’re the super special secret Step Squad,
We’re going to make it better.
You’ll never even know I was here,
The super special secret Step Squad is here.

Step one, remove the milk,
That will get you started.
Step two, remove the biscuit…
Hey!
And now we’re on our way

Step three, replace the milk…
Oh!
Don’t be downhearted.

Step four, replace the biscuit,
We’re going to save the day.

Step five, we go into overdrive
As we give you a straw…
Thanks!
And vanish away.

Yum, yum!
Octoblock ouch!
I’ve got an octo-boo-boo!
This is a job for Step Squad!

The super special secret Step Squad is here.
Step one, check the boo-boo,
That’ll get you started

Step two, nee-naw, nee-naw!
And now we’re on our way

Step three, see the doctor,
Don’t be downhearted.

Step four, bandage boo-boo!
We’re going to save the day.

Step five, we go into overdrive,
As we make it all better
And vanish away.

All better now!
Meow!
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!
Meow, meow!

The super special secret Step Squad is here.

Step one, get a ladder,
That’ll get you started.

Step two, light up the tree,
And now we’re on our way.

Step three, call an alien!
Don’t be downhearted.

Step four, beam up the cat!
We’re going to save the day.

Step five, we go into overdrive
As we’d beam it back down…
Meow!
And vanish away.

Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.
Step Squad!

We can make your problem disappear.
We’re the super special secret Step Squad.
We’re going to make it better and you’ll never even know we were here.
I’m a number with ambition, I’m a number on a mission.

With a talent that you won’t believe,
Despite my size, I’m a master of disguise
And I’ve got five friends
Who will come and solve your problem.

Then we’ll leave,
Cos we’re the super special secret Step Squad…

Hush, hush!